Not to be confused with your back and buttocks rash, Hogwarts in Harry Potter land is one of the top schools for young witches and wizards (how many witch and wizard training schools can England have?) seems Harry inherited some of that magical charm from his folks.
I guess eleven years of sleeping in a closet at the foot of the stairs and tirelessly working for the family has finally gotten to young Potter, as he jumps at the owl delivered invitation to attend Hogwarts. Consisting of a child slave-driving aunt and uncle that would make even Kathy Lee bow her head in defeat, and spoiled bully of a son Dudley, the Drudleys accomplished all manner of uncoolness against our friend Harry. Harry, parents still being dead and all, goes to live with his abusive extended family in the form of the Dursleys. For those who don't know, Harry-boy was the product of two magical parents unfortunately slain by the evil sorcerer Voldemort.
"His hair color is tanbark not auburn, idiot!" Don't jump on me if I don't get the facts right, Potter's shoe size isn't exactly the top of my to-do list. Unfamiliar with Harry Potter? No worries mate, I got you covered, just don't tear at my scrotum with pointy things if I don't accurately assess the bloke's shoe size, in other words meticulous when it comes to facts, I am not.
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